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Abuse of authority by Singapore Bus Service Traffic Wardens (no sex)

Spill the wok and you are dead

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Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars

We'll do it all
Everything
On our own

We don't need
Anything
Or anyone

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel

Those three words
Are said too much
But not enough

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads

I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see

I don't know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Wanderings of San Mao

One of the best known of China's cartoonists in the late 1940s was Zhang Leping, who reflected the inequalities, the joys and heartbreaks of life in the cutthroat world of the old Shanghai through the eyes of a little street vagabond orphan named San Mao (the name means "Three Hairs").
The San Mao cartoon strips appeared in Shanghai Chinese newspapers in 1947 and 1948.

细水长流

作词: 梁文福 作曲: 梁文福
演唱: 梁文福，刘瑞政，王邦吉

年少时候 谁没有梦
无意之中 你将心愿透露
就在你的生日的时候 我将小小口琴送
最难忘记 你的笑容

友情的细水慢慢流 流到了你我的心中
曾在球场边为你欢呼 你跌伤我背伏
夜里流星飞渡 想像着他日的路途
晚风听着我们 壮志无数

年少时候 谁没有愁
满腔愤慨 唯有你能听得懂
就在你失意的时候 我将那首歌吹奏
琴声悠悠 解我轻忧

岁月的细水慢慢流 流到了别离的时候
轻拍你的肩 听我说朋友不要太惆怅
霓虹纵然再嚣张 我你的步履有方向
成败不论切莫将昔日遗忘

多年以后 又再重逢
我们都有了疲倦的笑容
问一声我的朋友 何时再为我吹奏
是否依旧 是否依旧

人生的际遇千百种 但有知心长相重
人愿长久 水愿长流 年少时候

To Detect a Two-way Mirror

Beware of Mirrors in Hotels or Public Washroom! Because you never know!

How to determine if a mirror are 2 way or not (Not a Joke!) Not to scare you, but to make you aware. A policewoman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed this on.










HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR:
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc. How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).
There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it.
So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? Just conduct this simple test:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.
However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, FOR IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!
So remember , every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do, and it might save you from getting "visually raped"!
This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. As a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind!

Ladies: Share this with your girl friends.
Men: Share this with your wives, daughters and/or girlfriend or friends.
PASS THIS ON FOR SAFETY

Mr. Angry & Mrs Calm (No sex contents)

If you watch the below images from your seat in front of the computer,
Mr.Angry is on the left, and Mrs.Calm is on the right.













Get up from your seat, and move back 12 feet, and PRESTO!! they switch places!!

Hossan Leong "Live" in Parliament - I live in Singapura

Made in Singapore Censored Movie - Cut by Royston Tan

Apple to release iTV video streaming box in 2007

Filed under: Media PCs


In an unusual turn of events, Apple has pre-announced a wireless video streaming set-top box to be released in Q1 2007 with the tag line "you can take content to your computer or iPod, but now... TV." Going by the codeword of iTV, the box looks like a flattened Mac mini -- apparently it's around half the height -- and features a built-in power supply, USB 2.0, Ethernet, 802.11 "wireless component video", optical audio and HDMI ports, plus regular ol' RCA stereo audio ports. Controllable by the standard Apple remote, the iTV will come with an updated version of the Front Row interface that shares Front Row's smooth 3D graphics, but differs in that it has a menu on the right side of the screen. Apparently it'll work with both iTunes on both PCs and Macs, and will sell for $299.

Twins - Gillian Chung Changing Photos

August 28, 2006 - 13:36
HONG KONG (AP) - Jackie Chan, Andy Lau, Jacky Cheung and more than 100 other members of Hong Kong's entertainment industry attended a televised rally Monday to protest tabloid journalism they said violated their privacy rights.


The demonstration was sparked by the publication of photos of pop star Gillian Chung changing her clothes after a recent concert in Malaysia. The pictures appeared on the cover of the weekly Easy Finder magazine.
Chan told the rally that the secretly taken photos of Chung, part of the popular singing duo Twins, encouraged "peeping Tom" behaviour among children.
"Children buy the magazine. They think it's right. ... They will go back to school and take pictures of girls' underwear," he said.
Chung was shown adjusting her bra backstage at the concert in Malaysia's Genting Highlands. Her breasts were not visible.
The stars attending Monday's event lined up behind a backdrop that said Privacy. Dignity. Hong Kong People's Business. A tearful Chung, nicknamed "Ah Kiu," thanked her colleagues for their support.
"I hope people don't buy such indecent magazines," she said.
On Saturday, Chung filed a request for a court injunction ordering Easy Finder to stop publishing its photos of her and to return them to her record label EEG, EEG artist manager Mani Fok said Monday.
Chung has reported the matter to both Malaysian and Hong Kong police.

9 months of gestation in 20 seconds